Monday 22nd September is World Car Free Day. To make it fun how about holding a competition at your work place — who can find the craziest way to get to work?
People are already formulating excuses as to why they won’t try going car free for one day. Have you heard any of these ones though?
I have to drive, I’ve got too much to carry
Might be a problem around the time of year they release the latest Microsoft bug list.

Image source: www.afug.com
Excuse likelyhood: 70%
I have to drive, there’s no room on the bus
Buses may never be on time, but at least they do come in threes when they do arrive in England, so there should be room on one of them.

Image source: www.pixdaus.com
Excuse likelyhood: 1%
I have to drive, my car is way too cool to leave on the driveway
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Image source: kingoffunny.blogspot.com
Excuse likelyhood: 3%
I have to drive, I live on an island
Wait, shouldn’t that be, I can’t drive, I live on an island?

Excuse likelyhood: 0.01%
I can’t drive, there’s a cat in my exhaust pipe
Your cat must be very eco-friendly.

Image source: icanhazcheezburger.com
Excuse Likelyhood: 0.01%
What’s your excuse going to be?
Let us know in the comments.
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Wendy Walker
This are so funny you should have more.
December 5th, 2008 at 3:06 pmGo Green
I will endeavour to find more of these funnies
December 5th, 2008 at 4:09 pm